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LAUNCHING 2012
You’ve not seen an offer like this one before. This is going to rattle a few cages I can tell you.
Malcolm Lambe a.k.a. “The Copy Nazi” – copywriter to some of the biggest I.M stars – is launching his first product and coming out with a bang! Great content, great offer and some KILLER JV prizes.
The Top Dog gets a 3 night weekend for two in the Five Star Hotel de Crillon in Paris (just down from the U.S. Embassy at Place de la Concorde), dinner at the Jules Verne restaurant on top of the Eiffel tower. Gee – you think you might get credit points from your wife or girlfriend if you win this? Or I should say “your significant other” of any sex.
Second Prize is a set of steak knives.
Kidding. The other prizes are way cool also. Watch this space.
The product? It’s under wraps for now…but it’s not $37 push-button software. Or ways to spam Google. Or Twitter bots. Or auto-blogs. Or ex-hookers that got lucky.
Its more of a proven money-making system that one guy’s using to net $50k a month from his sites. No blackhat. No spam. Google-friendly. Your list is gonna love it. Comes in PDF, Audio, Kindle and heavy on video. With bonuses totalling the price of the offer – $497.
Upsells? Private coaching at $997.
Percentages? If you’re a “big swinging dick” in the JV world we’ll talk turkey. For the rest – 50% . Pricepoint? $497. Yeah – it’s that good.
Launch date: New Year
Hit me up on “metronicity” on Skype or malcolmlambe [at] gmail.com
cheers,
Mal
UPDATE: this is NOT a dead parrot. I’m still launching. Few things got in the way of this one – my copy work, my health and my original JV – a guy making $50k a month from his sites – pulled the pin at the last moment.
But screw all that.
I have a very sick child at the moment and he’s my #1 Priority but hopefully…in a few weeks I’ll be back with a vengeance – taking no prisoners and telling assholes where to go (why is this I.M. world so full of assholes anyway? It’s worse than Advertising or Media in that respect)
So keep the faith…and lets make some money and have some laughs online. I’ll be posting new content and new videos very soon. Watch this space campers.
47 Comments
Awaiting for the launch!
Hope to be in success with JV
15th March 2011, 19:50
Great video, loved the music and drama behind it. The camera you are using must be something of really high quality.
17th March 2011, 21:24
@ Art, no mate its just a 2 year old Canon HV 20. $1000 HD camera. Mounted on a big lump of "Play-Doh" on the dash. Tweaked on iMovie on a Mac.
I have a new GoPro camera that I can mount on pretty much anything - car, bike, surfboard - even on a helmet for base-jumping or sky-diving. Cost $300. Made in China but good HD quality. Have a look at the videos on their site - http://gopro.com/
The opening scenes in Paris were put through a solarisation effect plug-in using iMovie HD. The rest was done on iMovie 11.
cheers,
Mal
17th March 2011, 21:51
One of the coolest and most different pre-launch videos ever!
Hope to get a great launch
19th March 2011, 14:06
Great vids!
Malkie, you're like a breath of fresh air to the IM community. It's a beer for breakfast, profanity laced air, but fresh none the less.
19th March 2011, 21:55
hi looking forward to the launch i have tried contacting you but got no response. i would like to know more about the product and maybe have a chance to access it before reviewing and promoting it thanks
21st March 2011, 13:38
Contacting me? How? Skype or email?
21st March 2011, 16:05
Hello,
Looking forward to the launch. Where can I find more info for promotion?
21st March 2011, 22:51
@ Dino - you retarded or just lazy? My contact details are on this page. And to all you other chumps who just cut and paste the copy here as the basis of your so-called reviews - fail. You won't be JVing on this, I can tell you that much. I don't want a bunch of assholes messing with my brand or my product. If fact...I'm beginning to think it's a mistake even launching on Clickbank.
21st March 2011, 22:56
@ Dino - you retarded or just lazy? My contact details are on this page. And to all you other chumps who just cut and paste the copy here as the basis of your so-called reviews - fail. You won't be JVing on this, I can tell you that much. I don't want a bunch of assholes messing with my brand or my product. In fact...I'm beginning to think it's a mistake even launching on Clickbank.
21st March 2011, 22:57
Sorry man, wasn't trying to piss anyone off.
21st March 2011, 23:53
Malkie, you're possibly the only copywriter in the world that has people looking forward to your copies. And now you've armed yourself with videos? OMG. Look out world. Awesome video, loving the Machete tribute.
I think I know what your product is going to be, and honestly, I'm really hoping that it IS what I think it is because the timing is perfect for such a product, there's nothing like it on the market and oh hell, it will sell like cheetos at a hippy festival... I want to buy it my damn self right now if I can! Any chance of a preview for your biggest evangelist? Contact me at my email. Wanna work on targetting my lists asap.
23rd March 2011, 10:43
I enjoyed the video!!! I liked all the action....you're product MUST be a killer, huh??? You can count me in!!!
31st March 2011, 22:09
Cool videos Mal!
The drama cracks me up but it's interesting too. Wouldn't expect less from a fellow Australian. Maybe you should get a didgeridoo as a JV call to action when it's launch time lol...
09th April 2011, 01:19
It is now 3rd of May, where is the launch?
03rd May 2011, 12:55
Why you deleted my message? Why you don't simply explain why there was no launch 2 days ago?
I think lot of people were waiting for the launch and trusting you.
04th May 2011, 15:00
If the product is as good as the video, then I'm deffo going to promote it (sarcasm).
Also, how's going the launch? Today it's 5th...Hope you had a lot of sales!
05th May 2011, 00:27
@ Hannu (some asshole) if you'd bothered to read my emails you'd see I've had some serious health issues - which is why I've had to postpone this launch. But you won't be joining us.
05th May 2011, 11:02
@ The CopyAlly
You're another dick who won't be joining us.
05th May 2011, 11:03
Sup bro,
I look forward to the launch. And get well soon bro.
16th May 2011, 11:42
So sensitive...
Why didn't just put some info about health issues on this website?
So, I'm an asshole... Wow, I'm impressed!:)
16th May 2011, 13:29
Dickhead, I can say and do what the hell I like on my own site.
30th May 2011, 13:12
Mal, you should really go and learn how to deal with people. You have to learn how to talk to people in a normal way, without insulting them or showing you never-ending arrogance. You had health issues, that's completely fine - but by insulting people who are interested in promoting your product it's like biting the hand that's going to feed you.
30th May 2011, 13:03
Know what? Fuck off
30th May 2011, 13:11
Dude,
Is is real easy to sit behind your little monitor in your moms basement somewhere in that shithole they call france eh?
You are so typical of those wanna be tough guys, I dealt with growing up. Only difference is after I finished making them cry like a little girl they had to show respect or face total dominance, and humiliation, yet again.. And No not a snowball's chance in hell I would want any thing to do with your cheesy, blow up doll launch,
It is (Mr) Jablowme to you.
There you now have been blessed with my choice to share my thoughts, you anus licker.
05th June 2011, 04:41
I had this on my list to promote and waiting patiently, but you know what Malcolm, you sound like the biggest fucking asshole on the planet and hope you fall flat on your face with this... oh wait... you did!! LMAO
07th June 2011, 16:12
Oh look...fan mail. From a couple of anonymous heroes.
08th June 2011, 00:33
Well, it seems people are realizing how arrogant and cranky old man you are. Seriously, I had nothing against you and I was even about to promote your crappy product to my list. But your lack of professionality and childish attitude is stopping me (and I bet MANY others) from doing business with you. As Maria said, you just can't go and insult those people who were waiting patiently for your stupid launch.
08th June 2011, 10:58
I could care less about 1 or 2 sales from crappy "review sites" from twerps like you.
You have no idea what you're talking about. Not a clue in the world.
I'm the guy who wrote the latest blockbuster release "GoClickCash" and I've just finished another Clickbank page that's due for launch June 13 and will go ballistic.
So stick your pissy comments up your date and bugger off. And take your "offended" mates with you.
"People are realising" - what an idiot. Why do you think I call myself "The Copy Nazi" huh? To launch a knitting circle? To sit round the campfire holding hands and singing "Kumbaya" with dipsticks like you.
ha ha ha ha ha
Bye Bye clueless. You are toast.
08th June 2011, 11:24
Did I call you the "c word" once Mr Lambe?
You really ought to have had a conversation with Malkie before you wanted to promote his stuff. You'd know there's nothing mainstream about the guy... and you would never have gotten upset in the first place. The best 29 comments I read in my career.... seriously, thank you all for your participation.
"The higher, the fewer" J.P.Getty
10th June 2011, 15:15
I love watching the news - don't you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2JZqNVssnA&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg-5jhJ4KTc&feature=player_embedded
10th June 2011, 15:38
Nice to see you back Malcolm!
You are in a fool form :)
thanx for youtube videos,love stuff like that,i've got a collection of russian TV presenters somewhere on my YT playlist
and gopro seems to be a great tool,how long have you had it,any issues?
will be waiting for your next email
see ya
11th June 2011, 01:08
Nah I'm just sick of seeing the stupid shit these fools write about me and my product on their fucked-up "review sites". One idiot even called me a "Master Mariner from Australia" - which has a lot to do with a IM product. Not. And then they just make up shit. Don't even bother to contact me. It will be the same dipsticks that are leaving their moronic comments here.
BTW my latest copy and vid is launching Monday - "Income Entourage" for Jamie Lewis & Travis Stephenson. Some funny bits in it. As in "funny ha ha" not "funny - you're an idiot Lambe".
11th June 2011, 07:20
Mal, you're a complete JERK. You didn't wrote NONE of those sales letter (you can fool others, but not me). You better stick to write crappy copy for those clueless newbies in the Warrior Faggots forum who doesn't know anything about IM and make a living that way. You're such an asshole.
11th June 2011, 15:27
See what this last illiterate moron has written? Does he seriously think I would claim something like that if it weren't true? Amazing isn't it? My God - the rubbish this biz attracts. No wonder these One-Click pages sell millions. Its geniuses like this who buy them.
11th June 2011, 15:35
Malcolm you are the "copy wannabe" haha
12th June 2011, 19:34
More fan mail from dopes I see. Bring it on. I like seeing dipsticks eat their words.
12th June 2011, 20:37
You are all a bunch of fucking idiots! Malcolm would shit on any of your copy and probably makes more money than all of you fuck heads combined... Go suck each other off or do something more constructive with your time because you will never see success online... Im gonna go back to making money now
Keep doing your thing Malcolm, fuck these haters!
Jeff
13th June 2011, 17:24
People around here make shit up about as much as you do in your sales copy and theft of movie trailer clips in your videos... So now I guess you're going to be all vulgar and shit but it's the truth. Another thing that's the truth is your attitude and the way it rubs people the wrong way. Dude, let me tell you... you're not being a "tough guy" walking around with your cap and shades looking like you're ready to get into it any second. Pathetic...
15th June 2011, 00:04
Hey campers! Big shout out to the assholes that dissed my abilities. Suck on this - "Income Entourage" - #1 on Clickbank (E- Commerce category. Gravity 500) after 5 days.
19th June 2011, 22:47
Ha Ha You fucking people don't know Malkie that well do ya---oops I used your pet name--don't come shoot me Nazi man. Like he said, this is his turf and not yours so play nice or get sqaushed. I know guys I network with that make Malcolm look like a kitty cat--- Tim A. from the WF blah blah.
Hope your hand feels better after surgery dude---guess what I have the same shit problem you do......
20th June 2011, 22:26
well, you rattled my cage, what's next?
21st June 2011, 19:01
Malcolm is a professional. He ain't there to be played with. Don't expect a star copywriter like Malcolm to play nice with dipsticks like you. His turf, his game, his rules (better follow em').
02nd July 2011, 07:36
Indeed. Filling a void. Like your style. Hope to do us justice.
10th July 2011, 05:58
Wow thanks for the lesson Malcolm!
Believing in your product without letting anyone as much as breathe stench in you domain gives it quite much authority..
I will definitely take something with me from the answers you've given to the neglect comments from as you state "anonymous" guys hiding behind their screens..
There's a reason you can spill it out and really make money - You know your game!
Thanks for confirming something that i've been told by one of the biggest names in the industry.
Chose not to believe him that time, but i wont be ignorant twice...
So thanks!!
Jaz
27th November 2011, 01:46
Wow. Seriously? I stumbled on your page exploring different copywriters for the sales page for my launch - GLAD I read these comments before contacting THIS guy! I'm sorry you're having some personal problems, but you're just plain mean. I couldn't imagine working with someone with your attitude. I suppose now you'll respond to say my product's a lousy POS and you'd never want to be a part of it anyways, lol. Too bad I'll never revisit this dinky Pre-Launch page of yours to ever see it...
05th February 2012, 14:54
"You're just plain mean" dipstick above says. He just popped in looking for a $97 writer for his best-selling e-book "How to Pick Up Faggots in Bars".
Oops - there go my gay clients. All two of them. Ah well - fuck it if they can't take a joke. Speaking of which -
One lesbian said to another lesbian "Now Joyce I'm going to be Frank with you tonight".
The other lesbian whines "Aw - you were Frank last night!"
05th February 2012, 20:03
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